May 2013
heygloria:
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
“I think girls with style are more beautiful than...
shinees-back:
— SHINee; Key
That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Student Creates Wedding Dress Out of Divorce... →
Here comes the bride all dressed in … divorce papers? That was the ironic idea of Demi Barnes, 15, of West Sussex, England, who constructed a gown from more than 1,500 sheets of divorce papers for her school art project. “I wanted to create a wedding dress with meaning,” Barnes wrote to ABCNews.com in an email. “For me, the dress represents that too many people rush into marriage and end up...
“Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a...”
– D.A. Clarke, “A Woman With a Sword” (via wretchedoftheearth)
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...”
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
(via crocbonker)
mydogsnokes:
when i become super rich i’m going to buy every single billboard in america and put just a really close-up picture of my face on all of them
styleswanky:
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
ronaldkn0x:
why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
My relationship with my bias is like a ticket for...
drarna:
how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
share an emotional hug
during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
foxnewsofficial:
i always wanna wear all black but people might think i’m an emo or maybe a ninja
