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June 2012
mom: go outside
me: dying whale noise
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Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
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itsbetterthananal:
could you turn your swag off its late people are trying to sleep
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Prom15e to Keep the Faith: mingclosetbunny: If... →
mingclosetbunny:
If Heechul was your single mom
heezica:
When he drives you to school
When you tell him you were at a friend’s house for a school project
During parent meetings
When you joke about him getting old
But people think he’s your…
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Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
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Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
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My mum told me she's going to buy 50 Shades of...
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inceptingtonystark:
I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because...
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skinned-teen:
Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
dickfranceschi:
band members i am in love with volume 1
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me: i wish i was in that fandom so i could reblog that
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