Easelable

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

northernredwood:

In Which John Sits in Front of Grey Speckled Walls

Some big Nerdfighter moments have happened in airports over the years. John discovered the arcade game that would soon become the name of our community in his first airport video on February 1, 2007 and he left the Yeti car key-less via an airport in September of the same year. In 2009, Gus the Bug was reincarnated through a request in an airport and we had a plane named after us as it flew to Haiti. In 2011, John “narrowly avoided” arrest after filming a monument to a dead sheep and in 2012 we saw question Tuesdays and watched as John signed bookplates against a gray speckled wall. It will be sad to see them go, if only for a little while. But as the past has shown, I, for one, am excited to see them return later this year or next. 

Watch all (I hope) of John’s Airport videos on This Playlist

Pictures above: (top & bottom) from “The Gray Speckled Wall Encroach: The Perks and liabilities of Frequent Flying” // (middle) the 27 gray speckled walls of John’s Airports - you can view the full color picture here

There are TWENTY SEVEN John Green airport vlogs…you can see them all in the playlist this person created. Man that’s weird.

I am so grateful for my temporary airport reprieve.

edwardspoonhands:

wut-the-fack:

I didn’t know what to do for my graphics project…and i thought “PIZZA JOHN” was such a good idea and then this happened.  I think i need to take a break.  Sorry, John.  Sorry, Nerdfighters. 

THE TOP ONE!!!

(Source: glados-made-me-do-it)

(Source: nothazellancaster, via edwardspoonhands)

alexismessy:

youreahairymotherlicker:

Boss said I don’t look like the ‘writer’ type when I told them I was going to study literature.

wtf does a writer look like

(via satan-official)

mid2000snatalieportman:

uglylittleshit:

mid2000snatalieportman:

mid2000snatalieportman:

John… are you wearing any pants?

this is my legacy

I want John to find this post.

me too

(Source: failedtextpost, via satan-official)

edwardspoonhands:

psyche-delicacies:

“Hi, Mr. President….

…I’m not wearing any pants”

(via meravisabeast)

fishingboatproceeds:

(x)

I’m really impressed that I recovered enough to say “Thank you, sir” while urine was running down my leg.

This is the last thing I’ll reblog on the topic. Is a lie.

fishingboatproceeds:

x

Crash Course World History: bringing bold, incisive historical commentary to you since January, 2012.

(via meravisabeast)

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

Barnes and Noble is releasing this sweet limited collectors edition of The Fault in our Stars on January 3rd.

It features a letter about the book’s creation, more than 30 pages of Q&A (mostly adapted from onlyifyoufinishedtfios), and some discussion questions written by Julie and me. And the cool silver cover and sweet endpapers designed by Rodrigo Corral.

No need to buy this if you already have the book, of course. But if you don’t, or if you’re thinking of giving it as a gift (thanks!), then definitely check it out, because it’s a beautiful book, and also currently less than $11.00. You can preorder it here.

WOAAAAHHHH!!! NEED! NEED NEED NEED!

fishingboatproceeds:

how do these things get so many notes?

Off topic, but I miss you, Non-Wall.

(Source: huntersonahotelbed)

meravisabeast:

magic-becauselifeistragic:

inquietdesperation:

John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:

So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’

JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION. 

ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG. 

…HOLY SHIT.

THE YETI HAS SHOWN HER FACE.

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

…

030 She’s beautiful.

orangecartonsorangecarton:

I was John Green for Halloween today!

I carried around a copy of The Fault In Our Stars and a green sharpie and signed things with a crude “J-scribble”; I colored on my face (not with sharpie, but with washable marker, thankfully!) to imitate John’s performance in the 2011 p4a live webcast; I wore a suit jacket and button down shirt with shorts and converses, to show that my suit wasn’t all business; my hair was too long to be John’s signature puff, so I wore a Dalek hat because I’m pretty sure John’s a whovian—I mean, let’s be honest here; I wore cheap reading glasses with the lenses pushed out because I don’t wear glasses; and I wore a This Star Won’t Go Out bracelet because John always wears his!

I went around talking about metaphorical resonances and the bespectacled eyes of T.J. Eckleburg. I got some weird looks in the hallways and in classes, so I vlogged and sang “The people in the high school (/hallway) think that I’m crazy!”

It was a pretty good, nerdfightery day.

(Source: offensivelyscottish, via effyeahnerdfighters)

karikamiya:

@PenWhitcomb [Kerry]: @hankgreen Question Tuesday: Why does the Internet like bacon so much?

(Source: teamhyperbutt, via effyeahnerdfighters)

fishingboatproceeds:

It’s true.

(Source: isuui)

effyeahnerdfighters:

nerdfightersdontfightnerds:

I beg them, and they refuse.

We’re here for you, John. This is a safe space. Together, we can beat this.