OH MY GOD THEY’RE TRANSPARENT!
(Source: rebellious-thought, via satan-official)
Hihi!
Words and stuff
wait i’m sorry
but does anyone else notice how in the second gif, they are so busy staring into each others eyes that merlin doesn’t notice the jug being taken from him?
I’m not in this fandom but I am the guy on the right in the second gif
Other people came here to eat dinner, your highness
it was never here. literally. in the first episode the gay subtext was unbelievable.
#I bet the other knights have just got used to this #like #oh look Merlin and Arthur are having a moment again #it’s your turn to take the tray and finish serving the food Percival #no it’s not I did it last time #get Leon to do it it’s his turn #oh damn it’s not even worth the argument now they’re making out and he’s dropped the tray #that’s the second time today #right #who’s going down to the kitchen to get more food then?
(Source: bilosan, via thetaintedblade)
Krakatoa the komodo dragon celebrates his birthday with a party hat and a meat cake topped with dead mice.
it’s my birthday and I’ll eat mice if I want to
oh my god look at the precious birthday boy
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jyj:
I know that this is a total change of pace but I feel the need to respond to the fuckery that is this secret. The first and most important point I need to make is to question, ARE THERE SERIOUSLY FANBITCHES OUT THERE THAT ARE UNAWARE OF JAEWHORE’S ATTENTION WHORISH WAYS!? SRSLY THO. Jaejoong is and always has been the most vain attention whore in ever, why are bitches acting like this is new information? Shit’s as basic and obvious as someone looking up at the sky and going “oh I didn’t realise that the sky is blue. why is the sky so fucking blue? I hate blue. I hate the sky.” Yeah well the sky is to blue as Gayjoong is to vanity and attention whorism. The only difference is that JeJe is even more transparent than the Earth’s atmosphere and he is even more full of gas. But do you know what? He can get away with it because he is Kim-Imma-cut-your-ovaries-out-and-feed-them-to-Jiji-Jaejoong. And do you know what else? Jaeface’s attempts at attention hoaring himself out are so awfully executed, obvious and often cringey as hell that real fanbitches know to pity him because we know that he is just lonely and pitiable and desperate for everyone to love and appreciate him and who are we to deny Lord Jaesus when he demands to be the sole owner of our pheels? That’s right we are nothing without the doses of feelings The Oppar decides to bestow upon us.
-Noona R
I actually only agree with 50% of the wall of text up there ‘cause I don’t really know why Jaejoong needs something as ridiculous as pity.
My main thing about this “confession” is like — what? Why are fandoms so goddamn dramatic all the time. HE HAS A TWITTER AND ON TWITTER YOU DO THINGS LIKE POST DUMB PICS OF YOURSELF. Why is it either he’s happy or he’s hurting. Why can’t it be that HE JUST LIKES TAKING DUMB PHOTOS. I don’t. Just. WHAT.
(Source: dbskconfessions)
I remember my first eagle ceremony when I turned nine. The first eagle you get is always declawed, which I always thought was pretty inhumane, but it was a good way to ease into caring for the birds. My eagle (named Baldy, because I wasn’t a terribly clever child) was already quite old when I received him (he was a rescue eagle, luckily) but I did have him until I was 16. I don’t know if I was more excited about getting my drivers license that year, or my new eagle! You should have seen the party we had when I got him, too! Grilled hot dogs and fire works and lemonade…. obviously I named my beautiful new eagle Freedom. He’s too big to keep inside anymore, unfortunately, but we’ve got a pretty comfortable roost for him on our apartment’s balcony.
Ah, yes, the eagle ceremony! My Justice and I remember his quite well. (They had just come out with telepathic link transplants when I got him, which is how I know he remembers it.) Our celebration was quite modest, compared to Freedom’s—apple pie under a cloudless summer sky as we signed our Declaration of Interdependence. I still have the inked and talon-pierced document hanging on my wall.
what is this
Get out Canada
(Source: oliviahopeful, via my-nerd-senses-are-tingling-dea)
i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?
Everything is available in my country.
sorry you were saying
CLEARLY THAT EGG WAS MADE BY COMMUNISTS
ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO COMMIES
(Source: magnusbang, via my-nerd-senses-are-tingling-dea)
prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:
Most likely the best post ever.
If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
Was I the only one who had the little cars and would drive them around the roads?
Wasn’t that the whole point of the rug though
I had a whole damn box full of about 100 cars and I used to spend my time making them crash into each other
I had this rug. Hol,y shit.
I still have this rug
OH MY STILL HAVE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IN MY ROOM IT’S STAINED ALL OVER WITH PAINTS AND LITTLE GIRL SHIT BUT IT MAKES ME INMENSELY HAPPY TO SEE IT :DDDD.
| Me: | Hey close the door |
| Parent: | *leaves the door open 2 centimeters* |
| Me: | *dying whale noise* |
To help Land Rover owners stay alive if they ever get stuck in the desert, Land Rover worked with ad agency Young & Rubicam Dubai to create an edible survival guide.
In the ‘Edible Desert Survival Guide’, tips on surviving the harshness of the dessert—such as scorching temperatures, deadly animals and such—are explained.
It teaches you things like how to build shelters, signal for help, light a fire, hunt birds and how to get your orientation by using the North star.
But as a last resort, you can eat the book!
The survival guide is made out of edible paper and ink. Its metal binding can be used as skewers; and its reflective packaging, to signal for help.